She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat-freeShe's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She's got the perfect friends
Oh, isn't she cool?She practices Tai Chi
She'd never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than meHey, hey!So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
And don't bother
I'll be fine, but she's waiting
And the ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkindI'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat, you see
And it's not my last life at allHey, hey!So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
Don't bother
I'll be fine, but she's waiting
And the ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkindFor you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails, so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won'tSo don't bother
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cryDon't bother
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry
And after all, I'm glad that I'm not your type
Not your type, not your type, not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry
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